Emergency Braking System. (Jasper)

£860.00
SOLD

Introducing...Brain’s Fairy Flight-Suits with Integrated Emergency Braking System

STORY: Have you ever pondered the perils of a fairy stopping abruptly mid flight. It’s a tricky and nervy manoeuvre. A flight-suit fitted with a braking system is a real advantage in busy skies. These superior suits feature a spring-loaded bottom flap that can be activated by pulling a lever to initiate an emergency stop. Wonderfully nifty and perfect for the safety conscious flyer.

NOTE: This Flapped Flight-Suit must be used with extreme caution. Fairies are always advised to continue to flap intermittently when negotiating an emergency stop to prevent unintentional plummeting. ‘Flapping Air’ is a vital skill to master when learning to fly and should be used even whilst coming to an abrupt halt. It is also worth noting that underwear consideration is required before wearing a flapped flight-suit. Indecent exposure is not permitted and fairies caught foul will be prosecuted.

here are three of these pieces included in this release.

Introducing...Brain’s Fairy Flight-Suits with Integrated Emergency Braking System

STORY: Have you ever pondered the perils of a fairy stopping abruptly mid flight. It’s a tricky and nervy manoeuvre. A flight-suit fitted with a braking system is a real advantage in busy skies. These superior suits feature a spring-loaded bottom flap that can be activated by pulling a lever to initiate an emergency stop. Wonderfully nifty and perfect for the safety conscious flyer.

NOTE: This Flapped Flight-Suit must be used with extreme caution. Fairies are always advised to continue to flap intermittently when negotiating an emergency stop to prevent unintentional plummeting. ‘Flapping Air’ is a vital skill to master when learning to fly and should be used even whilst coming to an abrupt halt. It is also worth noting that underwear consideration is required before wearing a flapped flight-suit. Indecent exposure is not permitted and fairies caught foul will be prosecuted.

here are three of these pieces included in this release.

 

SPECIFICATION: Jasper is a dapper chap in his striking red flight-suit. His floral underpants are a cheerful addition to his outfit. His walnut shell helmet is top of the range for both safety and style. Earmuffs and goggles and glorious spotty finish his ensemble. He stands proud on his wooden base with typed label. It is signed and dated on the rear.

The base can be used free standing but is intended to secure to the wall with one screw for easy installation.

All sculptures arrive with a certificate of authenticity.

DIMENSIONS: 36 cm(h) 12 cm x 12 cm. 

INTERNATIONAL BUYERS: All overseas purchases are shipped DDU (Delivery Duty Unpaid). We ship using the ‘Sculpture’ shipping code that has always allowed them to travel worldwide duty free. Despite this, depending on your country, there is a small chance that you could be charged VAT, a customs charge and a handling fee. These are the responsibility of the you, the buyer. Please do not make a purchase unless you are happy to risk paying additional fees upon delivery.