Fairy Dust Distribution Station
STORY: Nigel and Ned run a tight operation. Armed with extra-large sprinkle nozzles and a high-capacity dust drum, they distribute fairy-dust with quiet precision and an air of unshakable duty. No frills. No fuss. Just finely calibrated dispersal, delivered exactly where it’s needed.
With 85% of a fairy’s existence devoted to dust logistics, having a reliable partner is essential. Ned handles calibration. Nigel has an eye for terrain texture. Together, they’re a dust-distribution dream team.
SPECIFICATION: The idea for this piece has been dancing around in my head for years. Every now and then, I’d tinker with it—the vintage bowl it’s built around has been lurking under my desk, occasionally brought out to test compositions with a new fairy addition.
Then one day, I was gifted some extra-large tiddlywinks, and I knew the time had come. They made perfect sprinkle nozzles and gave me just the push I needed to bring the piece to life. So I got cracking, stitching Nigel and Ned. And here we are, a few months later.
I do hope you like this one. My sculptures rarely feature a pair and I confess, I’ll be quite happy to live with this piece for a while.
*Please note that the wooden bowl has cracks and dinks and scrapes akin to its age. These narrate it’s functionality as a dust drum that has seen use and been patched and repainted during fairy service*
DIMENSIONS: 37 cm x 37 cm x 22 cm
STORY: Nigel and Ned run a tight operation. Armed with extra-large sprinkle nozzles and a high-capacity dust drum, they distribute fairy-dust with quiet precision and an air of unshakable duty. No frills. No fuss. Just finely calibrated dispersal, delivered exactly where it’s needed.
With 85% of a fairy’s existence devoted to dust logistics, having a reliable partner is essential. Ned handles calibration. Nigel has an eye for terrain texture. Together, they’re a dust-distribution dream team.
SPECIFICATION: The idea for this piece has been dancing around in my head for years. Every now and then, I’d tinker with it—the vintage bowl it’s built around has been lurking under my desk, occasionally brought out to test compositions with a new fairy addition.
Then one day, I was gifted some extra-large tiddlywinks, and I knew the time had come. They made perfect sprinkle nozzles and gave me just the push I needed to bring the piece to life. So I got cracking, stitching Nigel and Ned. And here we are, a few months later.
I do hope you like this one. My sculptures rarely feature a pair and I confess, I’ll be quite happy to live with this piece for a while.
*Please note that the wooden bowl has cracks and dinks and scrapes akin to its age. These narrate it’s functionality as a dust drum that has seen use and been patched and repainted during fairy service*
DIMENSIONS: 37 cm x 37 cm x 22 cm
STORY: Nigel and Ned run a tight operation. Armed with extra-large sprinkle nozzles and a high-capacity dust drum, they distribute fairy-dust with quiet precision and an air of unshakable duty. No frills. No fuss. Just finely calibrated dispersal, delivered exactly where it’s needed.
With 85% of a fairy’s existence devoted to dust logistics, having a reliable partner is essential. Ned handles calibration. Nigel has an eye for terrain texture. Together, they’re a dust-distribution dream team.
SPECIFICATION: The idea for this piece has been dancing around in my head for years. Every now and then, I’d tinker with it—the vintage bowl it’s built around has been lurking under my desk, occasionally brought out to test compositions with a new fairy addition.
Then one day, I was gifted some extra-large tiddlywinks, and I knew the time had come. They made perfect sprinkle nozzles and gave me just the push I needed to bring the piece to life. So I got cracking, stitching Nigel and Ned. And here we are, a few months later.
I do hope you like this one. My sculptures rarely feature a pair and I confess, I’ll be quite happy to live with this piece for a while.
*Please note that the wooden bowl has cracks and dinks and scrapes akin to its age. These narrate it’s functionality as a dust drum that has seen use and been patched and repainted during fairy service*
DIMENSIONS: 37 cm x 37 cm x 22 cm
PAYMENT PLANS: To make owning this unique piece more accessible, an installment plan can be arranged. Payments can be spread out over an agreed-upon period, allowing you to secure "Fairy Dust Distribution" at your pace. Please note that the piece will remain safely in the fairy workshop until payment is completed in full. Get in touch for more information.
International Shipping Information
We do our best to ensure fairy transit is smooth, direct, and as affordable as possible—but please note that each country has its own import rules and regulations.
INTERNATIONAL BUYERS:
Most overseas orders are shipped DDU (Delivery Duty Unpaid). We use the ‘Sculpture’ shipping code, which generally allows the fairies to travel duty-free. However, depending on your country, you may still be charged VAT, customs duties, or a handling fee. These charges are the buyer’s responsibility. Please only proceed if you're happy to accept this risk.
Before any fairies take flight, we must feel confident in their destination. We require a local telephone number and email address (now mandatory for customs clearance), and we will only post once we’ve been in contact with you. It helps ensure smooth delivery—and reassures the fairies that someone will be there to greet them.
EU BUYERS:
We’re delighted to say the fairies are now fully EU compliant, and European flights have officially resumed!
All UK-to-EU shipments are now subject to VAT and customs fees. Where possible, these are included at checkout (typically: 20% VAT + shipping + a small carrier admin fee).
For example, on a sculpture priced at £1,000, approximately £220 would be added at checkout to cover these charges.
Where we can, we ship DDP (Delivery Duty Paid), as it tends to be more cost-effective (and less stressful) than surprise customs charges on arrival. It’s a little fiddly to arrange—but smoother for you, and better for the fairies.