Bottom Warming Garments

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Introducing... Brain's Bottom Warming Garments for fairies. 

STORY: Fairies often find themselves flying at high altitude. A dangerous pursuit with its many risks. The most obvious and most disastrous outcome would be ‘wing or limb freeze’. The consequence of which is high speed plummeting fairies. This is easily preventable if body temperature is maintained.

Introducing... Brain's Bottom Warming Garments for fairies. 

STORY: Fairies often find themselves flying at high altitude. A dangerous pursuit with its many risks. The most obvious and most disastrous outcome would be ‘wing or limb freeze’. The consequence of which is high speed plummeting fairies. This is easily preventable if body temperature is maintained.

 

Bottom Warming Garments for fairies ©, were first developed in 2008. Rolled out in 2009, the revolutionary bottom warming garment has prevented numerous fairy injuries to date.

SPECIFICATION: Cora wears a vivid blue flight suit, teamed with a red wool thermal bottom warmer. Niftily held in position by braces and buttons. She stands on a wooden base that can be mounted directly onto the wall if required. There is a typed title mounted on the front and the piece is signed and dated on the rear.

All sculptures now arrive with a certificate of authenticity.

DIMENSIONS: 36cm (h), 17cm x 13cm